2015 Holiday Poem

As is the norm, I drafted and recited a poem at this year’s office holiday luncheon.  Here is this year’s:

If I could have your attention please Some words I’d like to say I’m so glad we’re all together What an amazing day!

So much we’ve accomplished Together over this past year Helped so many others There is a lot for us to cheer

As of last count 257 trials we’ve attended A challenge it’s been, The results have been splendid

And let’s not forget We also won some appeals All on behalf of homeowners For us, they are head over heels

Some major changes We’ve worked through together One of which Keeps us out of the bad weather

We are also now able to walk To one of the busiest courthouses Where we face bank lawyers Many of whom are such louses!

Another change Welcomes a new attorney to our ranks How great he is At f–king with the banks!

So many changes are behind us We have let the dust settle After this break is over We can put the pedal to the metal!

We are lining up our hearings Getting Randy acclimated to our ways Hopefully for our clients We’ll continue to amaze

Two steps back And now a running jump ahead Our excellent reputation Should soon be even more widespread

Warriors of justice like us There are so few We all care so much for our cause What a special crew

I always brag How together we are like no others But the truth is, in this fight We have many brothers

What we are Is the people’s bail-out We’ll have a place in history About this, there is no doubt

Most important to me To our mission we stay true Helping those in their pursuit of happiness That’s what we do!

For your ability Our office is a showcase Stay focused on the details And we’ll continue to make the world a better place

At this time, I ask Please raise your glasses To us and the miracles we are a part of Not to the banks, who are such asses!

Happy Holidays!

Evan and all of us at The Law Offices of Evan M. Rosen, P.A.